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pochowek:

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thebootydiaries:

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

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walking into a practice room

instrument: cold

motivation: gone

sheet music: on the floor

stand: broken

dick: out

rottensuggestion:

i hope flowers grow out of my decomposing body

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neckkiss:

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spengs:

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pochowek:

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

tell me the generic name for nutella. fucking tell me. “oh yah i’m gonna eat my toast with some BROWN NUT SPREAD” foh

… chocolate spread

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↖️ this person washes their ass

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